Rules:
Go to the Urban Dictionary and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name: Kristy

She likes muffins
Kristy likes muffins



2.) Your age: 17!!!
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."


3.) What should you be doing: Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap


4.) Favorite color: Dark Blue

Def 1: its a color

def 2: color of sadness

Def 3: the best fuckin song ever by Jack's Mannequin


5.) Birthplace: Melbourne, Australia

The best city in Australia. Melbourne is officially better than Sydney. Melbourne just has the whole package such as having the MCG, home of the Australian Open, shopping, dining, nightlife YOU NAME IT!
What does Sydney have?
... just a bridge made out of metal and an opera house that looks like my ass.
Melbourne is the most down to earth city in the world.


6.) Month of your birth: October

the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.

7.) Last person you talked to: Mum

a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
(lol)

8.) One of your nicknames: Krissy

Often a quiet, antisocial, passionate and induvidualistic girl. Strong sense of character and morals, attracted to the arts, such as dance and drama, and is very open minded. Tendancy to appear odd or angry as to only attract people who really care to know her. Appearance: very likely the most beautiful creature on earth. A warning to those who fall in love with her- studies have yet to see anyone get over Krissinitis.
"With out Krissy I am a flower with out the sun; an endless night, only to see her in my dreams, I am a wilted flower on a lone mountain that is my love."

(god...)